He Is Lazer Togue!, He Has Lazer TOUNG

LAZER TOUNG(MISSPELL INTERNATIONAL), ALSO KNOWN AS L.TOGUE, IS AN AUDIO JACK PIRATE, CONSTRUCTED WITH A LARGE AUDIO JACK FOR A LEG, AND THE INNATE ABILITY TO SHOOT LASERS(SHOULD BE LAZERS, HONESTLY) FROM HIS BEARD.
THE NAME "TOUNG" IS DERIVED FROM THE WORD 'TONGUE', AND FOR THE FACT THAT THE LASERS HE CAN SHOOT LOOK LIKE A TONGUE.
HIS ORIGIN IS THAT OF THE UNIVERSE GEARAX RESIDES IN, BUT IN A FAR AWAY PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENED IN A PLACE CALLED Advetur³ Tuwn, WHICH RESULTED IN THE CREATION OF LAZER TOUNG.

SEX: GO DIE
GENDER: GO DIE
BIO: YOU JUST READ THAT YOU STUPID IDIOT GO DIE
SHIT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIM: HE REFERS TO HIMSELF AS REFERRING TO HIMSELF. (AND THAT IS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE I SAID SO. SAME REASON WHY LAZER TOUNG EXISTS, GET USED TO IT.)

LAZER TOUNG IS THE BOSS, AND YOU SHOULD DO WHAT HE SAYS BECAUSE HE'S THE BOSS, AND HE'S LAZER TOUNG.

(made in collaboration with Smugleaf-Kun)
(should be mentioned: Lazer Togue by Redstar411)
(My apologies if this description offends you, I have no intentions on offending anyone. If you were offended, go die.)